You must have teeth like wheelie bins to live in Farnworth (one in every yard), and they must be large and goofy, like green/yellow tombstones.
Manky teeth are a must for Farnworth, locals.
The men must think they are ex mafia, and have bald heads and bulging eyes (coupled with the large gnashers...remember)and act hard, when really they are only happiest hitting women!
The women have tatoo's that are homemade, 80's perms, and wear boob tubes to browse the charity shops.
The kids are fereal, and snotty, and are named after american rap stars...i.e. snoop doggy ollerenshaw. kanye birtwhistle.
Class has upped and left in Farnworth.
Farnworth mafioso families always own pubs, and think they run Farnworth.
Their wives and girlfriends, and kids for that matter, all did runners years ago, to escape the decaying stench of boredom and looserism.
Farnworth is hell on earth.