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Farmer who complains when it's too wet/too dry/too cold/too hot and that prices are too high/too low, and the gravel in their driveway is too sharp for their dainty little feet unless they wear their very expensive boots.
The old farminger told me that the season had been too wet, but that the rain wasn't enough for a good crop.
by John of the Antipodes July 07, 2011