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In Long Island, there is a town called Farmingdale. Well guess what? IT'S STUPID! Farmingdale is the most fakest town you will ever come across if your life. Every boy plays a sport, and if you don't you'll be called fat or teased about. Every girl is all stuck up and snobby, wearing all their "rich" clothes. They tend to all act the same and pretend to be something they're not. No body else is their own person here. People tease you for the tiniest flaws in Farmingdale, that you didn't even know you had!
Girl #1: OHMYGOD LOOK HOW BIG THAT GIRLS NOSE IS!
Girl #2: OHMYGOD I KNOW, YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THAT THING! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HER JACKET?
Girl #3: She must be poor. She doesn't belong here in farmingdale, new york...
by I HATE FARMINGDALE SO MUCH :D January 07, 2011