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A person that sucks out all the fun in life. Stop being a fark and let us finish this ping-pong match.
ORIGIN: I just woke up from my intense afternoon nap (where I hit snooze about 3 times) and my friend was in my dream that went a little something like this... She and this little boy around the age of 12 or so were playing ping-pong in our backyard. I woke up from my nap (in my dream) and made a goofy face outside the window towards them. My friend somewhat giggled and the little boy turned out and saw me and gave me the grossest face ever. Then he called me this weird word-a "fark." So he really didn't think so fondly of me I assumed. Then they played a little more and I went to go check on the cookies that I recently just made (I actually just did this and they're sitting in our kitchen) and they were all gone! I was really, really peeved and I went to ask my friend if she had eaten them. She laughed and said yes. Feeling disrespected, I got overwhelmed and told her (in a loud voice) that it wasn't okay and that she owed me $5 dollars. I turned around and she was looking at the boy and giggled and called me a "fark." Then I went on Urban Dictionary and found out that the word was somehow related to Nixon (?) and that it meant someone who sucks out all the fun. I was quite upset and then woke up. So point of story... don't call me a FARK. |
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1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar. 3. A good waste of bandwidth. Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.
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A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited The farking game just died on me!
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A 'not-news' clearing house Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal |
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to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS man, we farked that site!
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An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck". "Fark! I can't find my phone!"
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the burned skin on barbecued chicken "That chicken is burned."
"No!! The fark is the best part!!" |
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When you fart and come at the same time. "My girlfriend gave me a blumpkin and I Farked everywhere."
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