When you think you smell a fart, but it turns out to be something else or you just imagined it.
I smelled a farage today; it turned out to be someone's b.o.
by jennifaron December 19, 2011
Top Definition
To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013
(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.
Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.
by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014
A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.
You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.
by vafanchù September 28, 2014
Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career
He had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view

It turned out to be a farage
by jiggggly March 15, 2014
A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.
Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.
by TheGrumpyEnglishman July 05, 2016
Alternate spelling of the Malaysian word "faraj", which means "vagina".
She shaved the hair from around her farage.
by Skiamakhos May 11, 2014
That self conscious pleasure shown by an hungry urban fox when he happens upon a pool of some drunks vomit.
Checking the beer-cans after the party, Brian found himself fuill of farage as the cigarette butt slipped down his throat.
by Grimsstar February 04, 2014
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