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To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013
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To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.
John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.
by Hobboblin12 September 08, 2016
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(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.
Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.
by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014
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A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.
Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.
by TheGrumpyEnglishman July 05, 2016
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A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.
You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.
by vafanchù September 28, 2014
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Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career
He had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view

It turned out to be a farage
by jiggggly March 15, 2014
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Alternate spelling of the Malaysian word "faraj", which means "vagina".
She shaved the hair from around her farage.
by Skiamakhos May 11, 2014
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