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7.
Any character with the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk.

Named after Nigel Farage for his diplomatic remarks made to the EU President Herman Van Rompuy.
Did you see the farage trying to chat that girl up on the train.
by soulglider March 03, 2010
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1.
To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013
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2.
That self conscious pleasure shown by an hungry urban fox when he happens upon a pool of some drunks vomit.
Checking the beer-cans after the party, Brian found himself fuill of farage as the cigarette butt slipped down his throat.
by Grimsstar February 04, 2014
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3.
Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career
He had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view

It turned out to be a farage
by jiggggly March 15, 2014
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4.
A very very VERY rich man who enjoys flashing his cash and frequently says "I'm a Farage you can't do that to me"
A man walks up to The Farage and asks if he has any money he can borrow.
The farage then replies of course i have money im a farage, we are brought up in wealth. how much do you want £1000, £2000 or would you prefer it in caviar?

by Professor Popadom March 02, 2007
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5.
A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011
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6.
When you think you smell a fart, but it turns out to be something else or you just imagined it.
I smelled a farage today; it turned out to be someone's b.o.
by jennifaron December 19, 2011
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