|1.||Far Cry 2|
A game with a wonderfully realistic world, where you can repair cars with a screwdriver, cure bullet wounds with a syringe, where checkpoints you blow up have magically been rebuilt when you pass there again (all the people there are reanimated, too).
Seriously now, despite these things being true: it's an FPS made by Ubisoft Montreal, and despite the name it has NOTHING to do with Far Cry, the game by Crytek.
Person 1: "Hey, you said you knew how to fix cars!"
Mechanic: "Yes, I do. In Far Cry 2 at least."