Top Definition
One who masturbates over excessively on celeb pics.
1:John is such a Fappert over those Lindsey Lohan pictures.

2: Erik: What are you doing tonight? John: Im going to go Fappert over Brittney Spears again.

3: Dangit! Why did i Fappert all over my Angelina Jolie pics?!
by Fappert November 06, 2009

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