An early morning, wake-up wank
My morning wood
was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.
Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.
"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."
The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".
I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!
A sexual act in which a hand job
is performed on or by a person of Chinese descent.
I got a fappachino from Ming Lee down at the massage parlor.