Top Definition
The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.


A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.
"Steve is a total Fapoleon."

"Oh yeah?"

"He's short and masturbated 17 times today!"
by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011

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