One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.
This is another usage of the word "fap
", which means to masturbate
. There are three distinct levels of fapping
and Fap Master
is the middle most level of fapping
. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping
, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex
. A Fap Master
spends about 3/4 of his day fapping
, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master
does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping
, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master
Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master
and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping