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The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!
"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"
by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012
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A faggot who is easy to and very funny. Has poor taste in stalkers that are currently unblocked.
I was on twitter last night and @Fapsalads followed me and we became instant best friends
by BongHitz4Jesus April 01, 2013
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