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57. FAP
acronym for Fat As Possible. sweating is often a side-effect of being FAB.
"Dude, i'm sweating, and its making me feel fat and uncomfortable!"

"Cuz we're FAP."
58. fap
In the positive sense: To excessively want or talk about something

In the negative sense: Referring to something that someone has overly tinkered with, talked about or added to.
Positive Sense:
Person 1: I'm fapping so hard for Final Fantasy XXII

Negative Sense:
Person 1: ... And it's got 30 wing mirrors and 36 12 inch subwoofers and 11 wheels...
Person 2: omfg seriously. Your car is such a fap.
59. fap
Also see faptastic.
by MoonKnight Jan 27, 2003 add a video
60. Fap
n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.
Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

61. Fap
A short and humorous word for masturbation. It originates from the sound that is made when someone is so brutal and inconsiderate to their cock when they're masturbating, that it makes a sound from the strokes.
I don't need porn to fap.
62. Fap
To stroke the penis and make vanilla icecream come out
Stop fapping to hentai you dirty bastard.
63. fap
See Also: faphat and josh.
by The Anomaly Feb 5, 2003 add a video
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