Someone who insists on drinking only warm or room temperature "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing worthless chores like dusting vases or his dads athletic trophies or minimum wage work-related activies, like Arbie's or some other fast food restaurant, but is really doing one of few things

1. Playing Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops

2. Rubbing one out

3. Macking on really gross Asian chicks that want a one night stand and that have really squinty eyes and have no upper body at all

4. Playing golf all the time, even in the winter and bitching the entire time when playing

5. Complaining about absolutely nothing and blaming everyone but himself for his failures in life

6. Attending religious activities, like buying a new yamaka or a monora

1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/button of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called 'fannypack' because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) fanny (see american usage... or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the fannypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it's usual appearance)


2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region

Someone who insists on drinking only "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing chores or work-related activies, but is really doing one of three things

1. Playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
2. Playing the same game, but on computer
3. Rubbing one out.
You can usually spot a quote-on-quote Fannypack by his complainning, agressive nature or yamaka.

one funky azz groop

see tommy boy records - camel-toe!

A crude sexual act. One must pick up a big girl with excessive rolls, then do her from behind. While in the act, lift up the rolls hard and pull them together, creating a fannypack.