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3.
Fanking refers to sexual stimulation of a person's genitals whilst smoking a cigarette (fag), usually to the point of orgasm and is usually conducted within a locked automobile.

The stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (short of sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Self fanking is a common form of autoeroticism. Fanking with a partner, called mutual fanking, is also common.

Communal fanking in large groups over an extended period of time is collectively known as a fankathon, short for fanking marathon.
Just got caught fanking in the morrison's carpark.
by Delarge1984 June 28, 2011
 
1.
The act of wanking to photos on facebook.
"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"
by scumcum May 13, 2010
 
2.
A fun spanking. Originally the word referred to a spanking on the fanny in the American sense, but the meaning can be easily extended to cover the British sense of fanny as well. If you spank it and it's fun, it's a fanking.
And after the fanking, the oral sex!
by Some Other Honey Baby December 29, 2011
 
4.
Fucking and spanking at the same time. Visual description: Reverse cowgirl while being spanked is an option but variety is allowed as well
Kerianne could use a good fanking
I totally fanked him the other night. It was epic
by fankmaster5000 January 23, 2012
 
5.
1. Masturbate + Fapping +Spanking
2. A sadomasochistic way of masturbating.
Oh, I was just fanking.
by iamgodzilla! July 02, 2011
 
6.
A word that zeph made up in place of fucking, friggin, flipping, ect.
Jimbob: Man, did you see those knockers?
Frank: Yeah, the ones at home depot? They were fanking huge!
Jimbob: No you Fanking idiot! The ones on that woman!
by cmbjtown April 20, 2006
 
7.
To have a fanny wank
I'm off for a fank...

I had a good fanking session last night
by Tellebopper August 14, 2007