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23. Fandango
The gayest thing you could ever do to someone.

The art of fandango normally requires two males, a love for extreme sports and a high-protein diet (so high in protein its toxic). The act of fandanglia can usually be practiced no more than 2 times, severe cranial trauma, fatal dehydration and hypernatremia normally result upon or following the third exposer.

The cause of dehydration and hypernatremia result from Fandango induced inflammatory diarrhea, in which occurs when the motility of the gastrointestinal tract is abnormally high. This is most always due to the rapid influx of fiber and protein from the prefandaglia pinto-bean consumption. This toxic dose of fiber damages the mucosal lining and brush border of the intestines, which leads to the necessary loss of protein-rich fluids (resembling the discharge of Ulcerative colitis) needed to sustain an appropriate fandango.
The cranial trauma is exponentially accumulated throughout the exposers, because the protein-rich fluids impact the face at such extreme velocities, the first facial fandangage, commonly causes zygomular, maxillary and mandibular hair line fractures in which give way to massive compound fracturing upon future acts.

Deviation of the septum, facial hematoma, visceral herniation and E. coli poisoning are common indicators of a first or possible second fandango (depending on a persons resiliency, time between fandagos and/or dosage-prefandango of Ampicillian or azythromyacin). It is not uncommon for a persons first fandanglial experience to be his fatal final.

Anything less would just be Fletching.

His third Fandango was his Final.

I just got Fandango'ed so hard it deviated my septum.

I scored a 1370 on my SAT's but since my second fandango I am now reading at a third grade level.

I would fandango you until you were Down Syndrome busted!
1. fandango
Provokative spanish courtship dance for a man and woman
We skipped the light Fandango and turned cartwheels....
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2. Fandango
Trying hard to be cool, in an ostentatioius or overly obvious way, usually with style of dress but also can include mannerisms or behavior.
Man, look at the fandango outfit that he's wearing -- it's pathetic. Did he have to go for the sequins, too?
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3. Fandango
Loony with musical tendencies, or, Musician with strong links to crazy!
look at that bunch of fandangos jam!
4. fandango
any group or collection of four or more whores, prostitutes, call-girls, ladies of the night.
"dude your getting married tomorrow, lets go find some FANDANGOES"
5. Fandango
its a polite way to say the "F" word
Man, go fandango yourself.
6. Fandango
A mixture of party enhancing chemicals. One part MDMA and one part Ketamine. This mix was invented in the back of a van in Newcastle, November 2007 during Boss Sounds Reggae Festival. It is now a widely spread "magik mix" adopted by party attendees all over the country. The combination, once snorted through nasal cavities, amplifies the party to go faster and slower at the same time a new cutting edge drug affect known as wonky time. dig it.
1.I pure just caned a big phat line of fandango man..... whoooaaa, its all gettin a bit wonky, whoooa...
2. Go and rack us up a couple of lineskis of Fandango and I'll shove on some deep and heavy dubstep to get wonky to....yas.
7. Fandango
1. to touch in a sexual manner
2. to carress
3. to do sexual things
A. Your such a slore!

B. Ugh!, how?

C. Cause you so let Shane fandango you bitch!
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