When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.
: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."
by Britsnips&katstacks March 17, 2017