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Another form of mammalian creature which is able to sustain off of a substance known as "footsie milk." The fammootal, as it is known, is not fed from the breast of the mother; rather, it is fed with the foot milk of its father.
Jack: Is that mammal sucking on its father's foot?
Jill: No, silly, that's a fammootal, and it's having its breakfast.
by mistergarbanzobean2012 August 01, 2010