They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.
Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!
Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".
Me: "Why not?"
Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."
chorus: shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat!
josh- "what are you singing?"
tyler- "family reunion by blink-182"
josh- "whats a twat?"
tyler- "you dumnass"