Faltus 

1: A man lacking both courage and dignity.

2: A flatulent swine.

3: A scraggly and worn patch of hair.

1: Tom deemed the man a faltus when his feeble voiced quibblings were punctuated only by cowardly mutterings.

2: That sow is the biggest faltus of the group; I can always smell her coming.

3: I found her long, dreaded, faltus the most off putting.

Faltus by walrus gumboot November 12, 2011

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus 

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

fallusious 

Someone or something that's cool as fuck

Those new shoes are fallusious

fallusious by Rocket launcher with a nigga May 3, 2018

fallus 

Another word for a penis

Suck my fallus bitch!

fallus by Minecraft1238 January 25, 2019

fatush 

A woman with a large buttocks.

Did you see her big ass, her name should be Fatush!

fatush by freedom boy June 14, 2009

flatus 

Flatus is intestinal gas, also known as a fart

His passing stinky flatus and then blaming me for it was a real suckalation.

flatus by T.V. John May 24, 2012