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A tiny little hick town in North Alabama that consists of a red light, a rip-off gas station, a truck stop and a plethora of families that are know cousin-fuckers. There are also more churches per capita in Falkville than in most major cities in the United States.
Falkville, Alabama is a shithole pimple on the ass of the universe.
by Falkvile Escapee August 26, 2008