Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.

He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.

The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
by Avenger of Seven Folds May 01, 2011
A punch so powerful, only Captain Falcon can survive using it.
Person 1:Dude, I'm gonna try to Falcon punch that truck!

Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!

Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!

(Person 1 explodes)

Person 2:I told him not to do it.
by ASS SALT September 08, 2009
Similar to a Donkey Punch but instead you put a glove on, light it on fire, and yell "Falcon Punch!" as you punch them in the back of the head, exploding their brains to the wall.
Read the definition for "Falcon Punch." FUCK THE EXAMPLE!
by Ax_v September 21, 2009
Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.
The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
by fpuncher August 23, 2009
Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 14, 2013
A move mainly used in comics or super smash bros.

But it is also a key move in surprise abortions cause when you cant afford a abortion falcon punch never fails
Me: I heard shemer got another girl pregnant.
Eric: No its cool he gave her a falcon punch down some stairs its taken care of
by T.T.C. June 30, 2010

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