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Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.

As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.
I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.

Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*

Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?
by SamIsSexy. November 26, 2009
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A delicious drink made from falcon, fruit punch, ginger ale, and sherbert. Baby may be added for extra flavor.
"This falcon punch is delicious!"

"Yeah, I added a little baby to make it sweeter"
by ChaosSonic February 09, 2008
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What happens when you divide by zero.
Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...
by ihatelifemorethanyou December 17, 2009
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While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.
Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"
by Jondace Johns October 22, 2008
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captain falcon of f-zero's special move. it is a flaming punch that calls forth the power of the falcon to blast your enemy into oblivion. simple to perform. also works as a cheap abortion.steps are as follows:
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
or
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that is the true Falcon Punch
by the great el-fabuloso September 05, 2008
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1. a move used by Captain Falcon from the F-Zero series; a destructive punch that when launched takes the form of a flaming falcon

2. a internet meme that is referred to as the strongest thing in the world and can not be rivaled by anything, commonly used as something to destroy something the user finds useless or annoying; internet meme used to ban something
Ex. 1 Person 1: Man I just failed my my math test...
Person 2: You know what to do...
Person 1: Falcon Punch!

Ex. 2 Chat Room Participant 1. Come to this site in order to gain free Wii hacks!
Chat Room Moderator : Falcon Punch!
by ShadowXChaos August 24, 2009
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person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.

person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!
by Simim May 15, 2008
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