1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 01, 2008
The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"
by Dmitri B December 01, 2006
The cure to teen pregnancy.
Girl: I’m pregnant!

Guy: O Rly?!

Girl: Ya Rly!

Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!

Girl: OMG Noooooo

Guy: K thx bye (runs)
by JokerBoody July 15, 2008
1: Captain Falcon's signature move.
2: The answer to everything.
1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*

2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
by Rei Hano February 12, 2009
To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...

Man 2: So where is he now?

Man 1: I dunno
by WINCANNON December 27, 2008
Super Smash Brothers pun characterized by causing intense, fiery laughter and propulsion of large distances
A:"I went to a renaissance fair and I meta knight"
B:"Heheh"
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
B:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

CF:"Falcon PUN-ch!!!!"

PLAYER DEFEATED
by JarrahTain October 12, 2011
Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.

As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.
I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.

Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*

Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?
by SamIsSexy. November 26, 2009

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