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AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.
TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!
by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009

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