Latin teacher by day, spider coach by night. Falcetti moonlights as a Latin teacher/football coach with an appreciation for music and video games of the 90s. based on his stories, he has been everywhere and nowhere, which adds a profound sense of ignorance/world knowledge to all of his stories. Hated by Ms.Theodros, but Loved by many tribes of his host school.
"Did you do your Latin homework last night?"-Anonymous Student #1
"What Latin homework? I have Falcetti"-Anonymous Student#2