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A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
by Wharfg October 16, 2013

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