| 1. | Fake Wake | |
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The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice. 8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:
Bill: Hello? (chipper) Ted: Dude, did I wake you? Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups. Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake. |
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