Faitoute 

The Faitoute assigns a single decimal value to quantify the amount of pain and suffering induced by alcohol. As the Faitoute approaches the value of 1, greater helpless mind searing pain is experienced. In rare cases, this one goes to 11.

(A man is violently throwing up behind an abandoned gas station)

Are you having a Faitoute moment right now?

Only 10%.

Faitoute by unicorn_assassin February 4, 2010

faitosteric

faitosteric- 1.adj;n.:- having little or no amount of knowledge of questioning one's self why life exists; state of having no purpose, something or someone not of importance. ( being nothing, no end to, neverending, infinity. Within a void, a sea of emptiness and eternal rest. )

(I.E.: Those ideas are of a faitosteric man such as myself. ; adj. )
(I.E.: I feel that space and everything around the world, including time is faitosteric. ; n. )

faitosteric by Andrew Chicosky January 15, 2004