Fairy Farts

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.

As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.

by Crossroads Corner July 30, 2015

Fairy Fart

A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".

Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(

by Van der Bisch September 28, 2010

Fairy Fart

A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.

My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.

by Jesseiscoolyo May 23, 2008

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 4, 2018

Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

by Mumble Tumpkins July 21, 2018

Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 28, 2020