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The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.
Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!
by TrickyTraegs April 23, 2011
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The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.
George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.
by kel80mak September 30, 2011
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