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A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail " hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm " " hahahahaha so true " |
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Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL
Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is. First used by Devin aka. Junglematic "Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"
"Wow.. failstorm." |
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A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm 1)How did the date go last night?
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong. 2)Example Text conversation Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win Me: Wow that is half of my car. Him: At an eighth of the price though. Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ Him:Big Me: Foot? Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire) Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud. |
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An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm. Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?
Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off. |
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