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Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.
After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.
by Brent Cartier December 10, 2007
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The sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!

Person 2: Did you enjoy it?

Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...

Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet Fail Sauce...
by Peter Buckett January 23, 2010
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Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.
Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!
by Corwad October 23, 2007
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One that fails and eats the sauce in which caused them to fail.
Person: I think i failed that test, holy dipshittings!

Person2: Man you really tasted the failsauce on that 9$ sandwich on that one!
by John Hart March 15, 2005
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fail so hard it liquifies
your fail, just became failsauce
by fail234 December 15, 2009
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A word that is implied to have something to do with fail. This is correct. This can mean anyone including:
1. a n00b or noob
2. a stupid person
3. anything that fails
n00bs fail. they are the ones that make up the great failsauce nation.
by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009
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