If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.
Zomg she is such fail sauce.
#fail #sauce #noob #epic #failure
by WeinerSnitzel September 18, 2008
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1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.

This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.
#fail #saunce #failure #ownage #defeat #doomed #suckage
by Dragonheart91 August 20, 2008
The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...
#fail #failtastic #oprah #oprah winfrey #failed
by Peter Buckett December 09, 2009
staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.
Fail sauce, the breakfeast of Douches.
#fail #oatmeal #staples #douche #breakfast
by aaaction paaacked January 27, 2009
a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.
"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."
#fail #sauce #fail sauce #douchebag #noob
by junksauce February 17, 2008
Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.
Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."
#fail #noobsauce #gaysauce #nawlinwiki #failureness #fuckup
by PolecatQC August 18, 2009
The sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!

Person 2: Did you enjoy it?

Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...

Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet Fail Sauce...
#fail #failtastic #failsauce #failing #sauce #fuck #fucker #motherfucker
by Peter Buckett January 23, 2010
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