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The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.
Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.

by WordsmithNinja April 01, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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