| 1. | Failometer | ||
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1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).
2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail. Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it. Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer. Scenario 2: Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate! Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that. |
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