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the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
by NightHunter November 09, 2011
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A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...
"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."
by Beliatilo September 19, 2004
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"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".
by only slightly June 19, 2010
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A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010
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When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.
"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017
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