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1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"
by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008
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To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.
Here comes the Faildozer!
by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!
by john0494 April 24, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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