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The way of sucking

losing in a fasion where losing does not do it justice or people who play WOW all the damm time
Guy with no life: I just got lvl 85 in 3 days in WOW

Normal man: WOW you fail at life
by Gord163 January 14, 2011
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A lack of success, a poor mark on an examination, to dwindle or become insufficient. A verb used without object. Currently at an all time high for generic, widespread misuse. The act of FAILURE being the most often intended and correct conjugation, which seems largely to have been forgotten.
Saying something was a FAIL is incorrect, and should be described as a FAILURE.
To misuse this word is to fail

Your rampant misuse of the word is a failure.
by Arruglia August 05, 2011
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(noun) netspeak for really bad
Twilight had Bella name her daughter Renesmee. FAIL
by MadsCoven November 12, 2010
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America, 2008-09.
by TheTallWolfGeek January 29, 2009
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a word used to say that someone has screwed up at something they were trying to accomplish. like if someone trys to do a trick shot in pole but misses the pocket and hits the cue ball off the table. they have failed, but should not be used in situations where someones well-being or feelings are put on the line. also should NOT be used as a come back unless the person insulting you did NOT use a good insult in the first place. like "YOU"RE A....a....a.....YOU"RE AN ASSHOLE" you just say "And you're a failure....at life." then turn and walk away. in no way should the word fail be your best or favorite word to use in any situation.
1.a person trys to be funny by calling you a name and no one laughs. you:"And you sir, just failed like a captain."

2 this is what not to do. a person crashes on their bike. you:"FAIL!!" that is a no no.

3.someone swings a bat and the bat goes flying. you:"well...that was an awesome fail."
by The I Man1111 February 20, 2010
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The current generations lazy way to say failure.
Just ask these kids parents the meaning of the word.
"Waa waa my xbox fail"

"Waa-waa my ipod fail"

"What do I want to with my life?...FAIL"
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when a guy gets raped by a girl, yes u read that right.
dude i fail! my ex girlfriend raped me last night!
by Ill a noise 2 July 11, 2008
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