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The real definiton of fail is Chris-Chan. His lack of sex life, a virgin with rage and real life friends make you want to cry. This is failure.
The great example of how to be a fail and miserable like Chris-Chan is: Drinking your own seamen mixed with fanta, fucking a blown up doll named "Julaayy!!!", drawing comic porn shit and loading the shit up on youtube and having lack of sex life.
by Ahseyo June 04, 2010
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To fail is to be either:
Exceptionally bad at something, or to do/say something stupid to people,
Or for an item/thing to fail, it has to not be what it is, such as a funny comic not being funny, etc.
arpgme's comic FAILS
(Therefore meaning that it could be bad or poor at what it is intended to do)

You sir, FAIL.
(The person has just done/written something stupid or supposedly funny which achieves nothing it's supposed to.)
by Nothingconspicous... August 23, 2006
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UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.
UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers.
by Ohh yeah! August 31, 2010
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a person who can never do anything right

what the letter grade F stands for on a test

usually named benj
wow that kid is such a fail he cant even tie his shoes
by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010
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What unoriginal, unimaginative motherfuckers say to other people in an attempt to help them forget what a failure their life really is.
Person A: "What an epic fail"
Person B: "Hey, fuck you man!"
by Jumbrone October 18, 2009
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Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland
by Failuretrackers May 15, 2010
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The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.

The term can be expressed (written) two ways:

fail & Fail

The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.

The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.
fail:

I failed when I lost that staring contest.

Fail:

Your mom Failed in bed last night.
by celza January 30, 2011
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