1: To not achieve one's goals.
2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.
3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.
It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.
1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed.

2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed.

3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL."
"You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL."
"You think My Chemical Romance sucks the fucking sack?
YOU FAIL."
"My mom made me clean my room? FAIL."
"Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND
MOM ARE MADE OF FAIL."
by LicensesToStone November 18, 2007
A very stupid person doing stupid things.
Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland
by Failuretrackers May 15, 2010
See: School
I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 27, 2010
UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.
UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers.
by Ohh yeah! August 31, 2010
What internet morons say when they lose a moronic internet argument.
"The Earth revolves around the Sun."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Fail!"
by Tony Dancing December 11, 2008
the stupidest trend in existence, said by people who lack a better word, or just don't have the balls to say "you suck"

supposed to imply failure at whatever was just attempted
*kid trips over*
"FAILL"
"fuck you. you're not funny"
by gigegigegige August 03, 2010
An extremley stupid, unfortunatley, very commonly used word in the internet to mean that you suck. Usually seen in mmorpgs, or just any chat based tool in the internet with a stupid idiot on it. I was i dont know why encountered by one of these idiots, and had the feeling of slapping him so hard, I'd make em take a crap.
MMo Nerd: Hey i bet i pwn u noob!

Player: um...i dont really care, i started this game a week ago....

MMo Nerd: HAHA! NOOB YOU FAIL AT LIFE! OWNED. YOU FAIL.

Player: Lol dont care?.... idiot...

MMo Nerd: wow ur a noob lol FAILED AGAIN.

Player: wow...fail? u need to get brain surgery. and btw, ur an idiot nerd.
by Falkounuz September 03, 2008
Many ppl don't realize that fail is an anagram for

F-ing
Awsome
Initial
Lose
Guy# 1-dude my teacher is really hot

Guy# 2-darn i gos stuck with some old lady

GUY # 1-F.A.I.L

*F.A.I.L can be interchanged with fail*
by Zygorff May 04, 2009
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