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facebook fannies

Facebook users who obsessively become fans of all kinds of ridiculous pages just for the sake of it, regularly appearing in the highlights column for their latest fan-up.
A load of Facebook fannies have again misunderstood the real reason for fanning up to a page -- to actually receive wanted updates.

danny's fannies 

fan base devoted to wildly popular former American Idol contestant Danny Noriega.
Look at that spicy Danny noriega. Have I mentioned I joined Danny's fannies?
Fanny, fannying or fannies - to mess around like a moron - more than likely to "dither" around, as in: make a lot of fuss and look like you're doing something but acheiving diddly-squat
"Oi, stop fannying about and get those bricks up that ladder now dickhead"

"Listen you bunch of fannies - I need this doing now"
fannies by DukeGuy July 3, 2008

Bag of Fannies 

That which is unpleasant, or a mess. So called for the mental image of a collection of fannies, perhaps belonging to the elderly or lose of morals.
Also applied to that which shapes badly.
Stan: I'm sorry Ollie, I just can't get it right.
Ollie: Jesus wept man, you shape like a bag of fannies.

Taken from an inital write of Laurel and Hardy's "Sons of the Desert"
Bag of Fannies by Waster September 10, 2005
To be far away. A bastardization of Boonies+ Far = Farnies.
My dorm room is in the farnies.
Farnies by Crystal Acuna October 10, 2004

Pile of dead fannies 

A diabolically fetid fishy smell, like Grimsby on a hot day.
'What' that Dr Vion Haegens? It smells like a pile of dead fannies'
'That is because it IS a pile of dead fannies my dear chap'