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fauxtonomy

The false feeling of being independent.
Fauxtonomy is the state of being for many college students; they think they are independent, but their parents foot their bills.
fauxtonomy by Javier Cabezas March 12, 2009

fagatoni 

To be used ina derogatory manner toward a person of Italian descent. The intent is to liken the person to a pasta, which I can only assume is both Italy's national dish and president.
Fagatoni. When "wop" just won't do.
fagatoni by Carl Killer Miller April 12, 2005

Fauxtonic relationship 

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.
Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

Fagtonium 

The element found in the core of a fag
Buddy: "They discovered Fagtonium in an autopsy on a fag."
Guy: "Better keep that stuff away from me!"
Fagtonium by DJ Lunar July 5, 2016

fauxtongue 

When u go down on a women and use your fingers in place of the tongue because you don't like to eat pussy.
Ray was saying last night he used the fauxtongue, because he had bad pussy in the past.
fauxtongue by Jimnycrackcorn August 14, 2019
A Fag Instead of an Italian Mobster Fattoni This word
What a little fucking Fagtoni Walking in little high water pants
Fagtoni by Caca February 28, 2005