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1. A boy or boyish girl who is a total douche

2. Someone who is supremely gay

3. Paris Hilton
Bob- (Walks in the apartment heading towards the bathroom) Wuddup dude?

Steve- Wuddup? ...Wait are you taking a shit?

Bob- Totally.

Steve- Dude, you are such a fagpie.
Fagpie by Karma The Kid July 14, 2009

Fagpie McPoopinstein 

Gay Irish/German American dude that likes it in the butt.
Listen here Fagpie McPoopinstein, we don't serve your kind around here. Get out!
Related Words

Fagpreggers

Did you just cum in my boy pussy?
Did you just cum in my boy pussy? I'll become fagpreggers you dipshit
Fagpreggers by ParryMeGundyr May 24, 2020
Any fan of of the Texas A&M Aggies that loves Gloryholes and Sheep.
We thought Steve was cool, but he turned out to be an Faggie.
Faggie by UTRevenge January 7, 2014

fappieren 

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.
Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)
fappieren by german_slang December 13, 2015
A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.
She read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!

Wow! what a fagpire!
Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010
Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.

A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.

One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.

While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.
"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
Fagpire by Insertwords October 14, 2008