My Prada dress, Jimmy Choo's and Javier my little fagbangle from Brazil. He’s so cute; I picked him up in Rio last weekend and he goes with everything in my closet!
Not to be confused with the fag hag, the fagbangle dislikes gay clubs immensely and has no interest in Cher and/or McFly. She doesn't have a problem telling her gay best friend to fuck off if he expects her to go to some faggy dive that plays generic trash until 3am.
She is mainly interested in getting all the glamour she can from her gay man so she needn't feel bad about herself for being so pitifully single.
Overall, the fagbangle has impeccable taste in music and is of above-average intelligence - she just wants to look good and relies on the affections of her "fag" to prove that she's loved by at least one man in the world.