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Having both arms and legs paralyzed, along with paralysis of the penis, therefore resorting to being a homosexual cock receiver (a bottom)
Fagaplegic Steven Hawking found knew that Viagra didn't work so he paid his bodyguard to give him some anal pleasure *without vaseline*

....luckily he was already in a wheelchair so when his ass was sore the next morning he just went on with his daily activities
by jessicahhtittts June 04, 2010

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