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The term "Fag Muffin" is used to descibe a Fat Fag.
Holy shit, look at that Fag Muffin, He's one Fat Queer!
by Joe GDawg April 19, 2006
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A person who is too faggalicious to be expressed with jsut the fag word, therefore the word muffin has to be added which means the person is baked to be a big fag... therefore the person is a fagmuffin...
JACK IS A FUCKNIG FAGMUFFIN WhO FUCKS WITH OTHER FAGMUFFINS SUCH AS MR.FAGMUFFIN... STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! GO GET MORE ICING U JEWISH FAG MUFFIN!!!!!
by ChiggaCheenkerKenny December 16, 2004
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One who is queer and is lacking nuts.
Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!
by Xenon Hot Xenon May 26, 2006
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somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.
joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.
by fabsicles May 21, 2008
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it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier
"you are a fagmuffin"
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when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.
I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.
by mistuh F June 28, 2010
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A two-face dumb shit. Normally a PMSing preteen boy who is way to worried about what other people think of him. And normally has a bad haircut. And is most commonly by the name of Justin.
Justin you a dumb shitty fag muffin!!!
by billielvr258 October 25, 2008
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