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1.
The term "Fag Muffin" is used to descibe a Fat Fag.
Holy shit, look at that Fag Muffin, He's one Fat Queer!
by Joe GDawg April 19, 2006
 
2.
A person who is too faggalicious to be expressed with jsut the fag word, therefore the word muffin has to be added which means the person is baked to be a big fag... therefore the person is a fagmuffin...
JACK IS A FUCKNIG FAGMUFFIN WhO FUCKS WITH OTHER FAGMUFFINS SUCH AS MR.FAGMUFFIN... STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! GO GET MORE ICING U JEWISH FAG MUFFIN!!!!!
by ChiggaCheenkerKenny December 16, 2004
 
3.
One who is queer and is lacking nuts.
Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!
by Xenon Hot Xenon May 26, 2006
 
4.
somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.
joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.
by fabsicles May 21, 2008
 
5.
it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier
"you are a fagmuffin"
 
6.
when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.
I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.
by mistuh F June 28, 2010
 
7.
A cute person who treats you like crap, or doesn't have the time to talk to you.
"Oh gosh, Joe was online last night but he was totally ignoring me. Such a fagmuffin."
by SmartyPants1994 November 21, 2009