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1.
The act of excreting. passing 'waste' or defecating
John: "Lets go Jake,"
Jake: "Sorry John, but I need to faecicate after eating all those dim sims."

Or

Kyle: "After faecication, hands must be washed to remain sanitary."
by Currymuncher14 June 24, 2011